Thursday, January 22, 2009
how to copy on exams....
Do you have experience to copy someones answer sheet ?????This is the Old style.... how do the same thing with Technology?????
This is from
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Keralites
Print out the notes with your own printer:
Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:
Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:
Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhesive tape- Soak the strips in cold water
- After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully
- You will be able to see that your notes have been transferred to the tapes
- Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again
- If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhesive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet
- Alternatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall
All the best......Please note.. if you can study well it might easy than this..... ;)
Maths.................. but MATTTTTTs
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that doesn't know to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,gu
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Woman can break any kind of relationship !!!
Do you know the relation between your two eyes?
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see things together.
5. They sleep together.
6. They never see each other..........
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and the other will not.
Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship !!!
Note:
I really dont know who is the author of this....
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see things together.
5. They sleep together.
6. They never see each other..........
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and the other will not.
Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship !!!
Note:
I really dont know who is the author of this....
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